Wishing Game

Granted. No hole. It's not only a PASTRY.

I wish I had a prehensile tail, not just this tripod tail.

granted. i put it in the rock crusher from Indy:- the temple of doom

i wish for a pot 'o gold.

granted I take it and donate it to charity

I wish I found a new oil source

Granted; you accidentally blow it up.

I wish for a fish.

Granted, I feed it to a cat.

I wish that a bomb would blow someone up.(not me)

granted, but a piece of shrapnel gets you

i wish for lyeman to have a dollar

Granted; I snatch it out of his hands and fly away with it.

I wish the weather would stay nice.

granted. but your tree dies and its branches go brittle, so your nest drops.

i wish lyeman had a pet robin. lol

granted I always talk about him too

I wish I struck lots of gold

granted. it strikes you back.

i wish for a pet crocodile thats very hungry (i wonder what could go wrong here)

granted he eats you

I wish for a pet acklay that didnt eat anybody unless I told him to and it could not escape but it liked me

Granted; it trips over you and accidentally stabs you.

I wish for a sword.

granted it is silver lined and perfect but I take it

I wish I could spend a whole day with Robin doing: , , , ,

Granted. He gets bored, though, and kills you for it.

I wish that I could coordinate the "Another Brick in the Walls" Pink Floyd 9/11/01 project correctly.

granted but it is a flop

I wish for.... world peace

Granted but Iran lies and kills us all.

I wish for a duckling which cannot harm me or be harmed.

granted. Its me in disguise. MUHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

I wish for two dollars

granted. you choke on it.

i wish for lyeman to have +1 cookieness

granted but I steal it.

I wish for the World to use better energy methods. ( Please no corrypt, World will be better .)

granted no corruption

I wish the ZC never existed

Granted, however the Title FOC makes no sense so no-one buys it.

I wish that my GF liked the song I wrote her. (Seriously, I did. It's called "Thine Eyes.") (And please, no corruption. I put work into it, and although I know this is for fun, I'd rather not have to deal with people saying that she did something to it.)

Way too tempting.
Granted, but every time you play it a baby dies.
I wish FU would come out tomorrow.

granted, but i interpret FU as its other meaning.

i wish for a conveniently placed spike about 4 feet in front of me when im walking, point up.

Granted, but you miss walking into it.

I wish I could make a demo of the aforementioned song.