Wishing Game

Granted, but they don't have pins and aren't activated.

I wish I didn't get seasick from JL's avatar.

granted I use my temporary admin powers to change it and its a gif of someone puking

I wish people actually respected Flower or at least acted like they did

granted we all become obbsesed with him, and you forget all about Robin.

I wish for more Pumas for my Puma cannon.

granted but they are not in cages and they kill you

I wish everybody else liked Robin but they could never replace me as his #1 fan

Granted, but they eventually make him forget about you, even though you are his #1 fan.

I wish that people respected Kyle more than they do now.

granted. we all respect him, and hate you.

i wish flower would get rid of one of his signature pics, before chris comes back and does it for him. (this aint that meerkat site. sigs reasonable size please)

no, it isnt the meerkat site. Here there are rules for you. Follow them s-t-n. We dont want a repeat of what happened there.

granted he gets rid of them both and instead has one big one that has pictures that especially annoy you (what, a cross, maybe?)

I wish you would turn. Im trying my best and you wont do it.

granted, i turn to the "dark side" and spend all my time in a church and forget about the mod.

i wish i knew wth lyemans post was meant to say.

granted you know its true

I wish people werent so hostile around here and knew when I was trying to help them

granted, but they still dont want your "help".

i wish lyeman would give up already, before i have to chuck a bible at him.

I will never give up. And I catch the Bible, tie you up, and read it to you starting on Genesis 1:1

I wish I had Pepsi

Granted, and you spray it all over yourself.

I wish s-t-n would give up in his fight against conversion.

(Trust me, this is as small as I can make them. Besides, one is Chris' work, so I don't see why he'd get mad.)

granted I kill him. Muhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

I wish Flower had a butler

Granted, and it's you I get to be my butler.

I wish I could think more streamlined.

granted you invent the Boeing 808 and you are on the maiden voyage but the Russians attack and you get shot down

I wish had a steak

granted. its a lyeman steak. 100% free-range lyeman

i wish people would stop trying to ram religion down their throat, before i team up with bob to eat all your babies, pie and robin

wow I must really taste good....

granted, I convert you both! And I eat you for threatening Robin.

I wish people wouldnt make threats. Its very rude.

granted. we skip the threats and just kill you

i wish i had a lyeman steak. with meerkat for dessert

granted. You die. You are not only being mean but also a jerk. And people mob you for cannibalism and the eating of a rare species.

I wish s-t-n would go to bed

ps do I smell overconfidence?

granted. but then i get up again and hack your computer, planting pictures of anti-robin for robin to see.

i wish for a wish

granted. heres one: I wish I was Christian.

I wish s-t-n would stop trying to say I am anti-Robin. Its like saying s-t-n is not s-t-n. You know, youre right. I think youre an imposter.

Granted, he does. (I'm not going to corrupt this one, due to that meerkat for dessert comment before, Mat. You'd better know when to shut your mouth.)

I wish that Mat would just convert already so he can just can it and see the light.

Granted, Im not going to corrupt this one either, thats not what Im about.

I wish s-t-n would stop bullying innocents.

Granted. Again, no corruption this time.

I wish the same thing Kyle just wished for.

Granted. We ban s-t-n for threatening members, and then I feed him to my pet acklay.

I wish for.... a lightsaber that wasnt broken and worked and was blue and it was mine and nobody stole it and Robin wasnt jealous

ps thanks Flower I thought I was alone here