Wishing Game

well i am bored
so i am starting a wish game

the idea is you make a wish then you ruin the person above yous wish by granting it polluting there wish

example

i wish i had Patrick stewarts voice

granted but you also et Patrick stewarts hair


see easy now for the first wish

i wish i had a pet turtle that would be my best friend

ah Ive played this game before

granted he is your one and only friend and then he dies

I wish I met Robin

granted but he already has a boyfriend
(ewwwwwwww)
putting alternative grant
granted but your the bad guy

i wish i had a stargate in my basement

granted, but it overloads and explodes

I wish I was a Jedi.

granted but you lightsaber shorts out and your arm gets cut off then your lightsaber explodes destroying your arm

i wish my alien and predator ideas would make it into the mod

granted, but as easter eggs which you can find.

i wish that Margaret Thatcher never existed

Granted, but in her place a Lib Dem was in power. Pwned.

I wish that I was head of the SGC and it didn't overload or get pwned by alienz.

Granted, but The President shuts it down after a bad mission.

I wish I had Infinite hot Girlfriends!

Lololololloollolololololollololol

Granted but they all lied and turned out to be men.

I wish a new President was elected and restarted the program.

Granted but your assassinated

I wish I had you cookie magic!!!

Granted but you cannot wield the sheer awesome power of it, swell up and explode.

I wish that they shot a holographic double of me and that I survived.

Lt Commander Chris wrote:

Granted but you cannot wield the sheer awesome power of it, swell up and explode.

I wish that they shot a holographic double of me and that I survived.

Granted a nuke goes off as a back up

I wish Robin was dead.

Granted but you now have to dress up as Robin and pretend to be him and not let on to Lyeman for as long as you live that he's actually dead and you're not him.

I wish I was nuke proof.

granted, but not radiation proof.

i wish i had a laptop

granted I steal it

I wish Robin was here and was my friend no matter what

granted but you are now pregnant with his child
(ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

i wish i could grant somebodies wish without offending them

granted stop perverting them

(heres your chance) I wish Robin was right next to me because he wanted to be there

granted but he is always next to you, even in the shower...

I wish I had a Grenade ( With Safety Pin)

granted you fall on it

I wish Robin was a member of this forum and he was the admin

Granted but he is posts in this thread alot ( not that bad...)

I wish I could kill.... Bob Saggot!

granted but nobody cares

i wish that people on this forum were wittier
(is that a real word)

granted everyone on this forum has an IQ of 240 (except you)

I wish Roach went to hell for eternity
(what the HELL man that wasnt even provoked)

granted he is now the ruler of hell
and will see that you get the crappiest
condo in the underworld

i wish that people were less mean

granted Roach gets banned

I wish I was next to Robin

granted but now you have two robins next to you causing a time paradox ripping apart the fabric of reality and creating the forum wars universe.

i wish that we had a better banner at the top of the webpage so more people would (hopefully) take this mod seriously