Wishing Game

Granted, but you can't control it.

I wish for a millipede that wasn't deadly.

(Your welcome.)

granted I feed it to my pet acklay. None for you...

I wish Flower had a millipede that wasnt for my acklay

Granted.

I wish Kyle's Acklay was fed without eating me or my millipedes.

granted it eats JL's pumas. LOL!!!

I wish Christians werent always the ones picked on. Come on s-t-n my ancestors were dying while you fed us to lions, and we still gotta deal with all this crap

Granted. No corruption.

I wish that Mat would stop needling me about my meerkats or my anything, and about Kyle's Christianity and anything else.

Granted. He finally turns to Christianity and realizes all along that all I am trying to do is help him. And he even says, wow, thanks Kyle, I cant believe I actually acted like a jerk to you guys! And then we go out for pizza

I wish for cookies

granted monkey flavored cookies


god now i wish i had a cookie

right, not only have you gone off topic, but have repeatedly insulted a staff member. sort it out. if you werent staff i would have warned you both. im locking for a day for you to cool off and read what ive wrote. dont try and overrule me by unlocking.

to clear a few things up. bullying? picking on you? get a grip. and while your fed to the lions? actually, other way around. my family translatied the bible from latin to french, allowing the common person to read it instead of just the members of the church. wiki estienne and look at the family if you dont believe me.

unlocked.

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god now i wish i had a cookie

Granted, but the monster in your drawer takes it.

I wish I had thumbs on my talons.

granted you now have horribly mangles hands with hyper deformed thumbs sticking out of hideous disgusting claws. you are in pain so much so that every moment of your life is like a thousand years of misery in the darkest bowles of hell.

i wish i knew why ackbar has a bird as his avatar

Granted he annoys you by telling you

I wish ruled the world and everybody liked him and he was invincible and I was his best friend

ps Ackbar is obsessed with birds

(why must everyone be obsessed with something i hold no singular obsession)


granted but you are beneath his interest and he doesnt care about you

i wish this mod was finished yesterday

(Because it is simple human nature to get obsessed with something.)

Granted, but because you wanted it yesterday, you don't get it today.

I wish for...something. Anything good that doesn't have a bad side.

Granted. You get.... Nothing. It has no bad side, but no good side.

I wish for grenades to throw at my enemies.

Granted; but they have no detonators.

I wish that my scanner's battery hadn't died.

Granted. It overcharges.

I wish for grenades.

Granted; no shrapnel.

I wish for once that I could have some luck with the female hawks.

granted but one of them technically isnt a female

i wish i didnt have a headache

granted I knock you unconscious

I wish for stuff

granted you get "Stuff" and are aressted for drug possesion.

I wish for a Holy Hand Grenade.

Granted, but you count "1...2...5" and attempt to throw it, and it explodes in your hand because you miscounted. (I can only presume Monty Python fan?)

I wish I met Eric Idle.

Granted you spill coffee on him and he issues a restraining order

I wish for a good wish

granted. you give everything you have to charity. cant get more good than that

i wish assassins creed was longer. too easy to complete.

Granted. It becomes so long it becomes tedious to complete and you stop playing it.

I wish Burnout 3 was longer and harder to complete without becoming tedious or boring.